Spelling Jokes

  • What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? – Teapot.
  • How do you spell cold with two words? – IC (Icy).
  • What is the color of the wind? – Blew.
  • What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water? – The C.
  • What is heavy forward but not backward? – Ton.
  • How can you spell too much with two letters? – XS (excess).
  • Spell mousetrap with three letters. – C-A-T.
  • What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? – One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
  • What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment? – An Ediot!
  • Can you spell composition with two letters? – SA (Essay).
  • I’ve always found spelling bees easy. – B E E S. Simple.
  • Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? – For it was already spelt.
  • What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant? – One conjures spells and the other spells conjure.
  • What did the boy say to his friend who lost the spelling bee when he couldn’t spell “Armageddon”? – “Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world!”

From https://confidencemeetsparenting.com/funny-spelling-jokes/

  • What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
  • How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 (“the alphabet”).
  • Which word becomes shorter when you add letters? Short.
  • What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years? The letter M.
  • How do you make seven even? Remove the S.
  • What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
  • What is at the end of the world? The letter D.
  • Which is the longest word in English? Smiles (there’s a mile between the first and last letters).

From https://confessionsofparenting.com/spelling-jokes/

  • How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
    Answer: Remove the B.
  • What is at the end of the rainbow?
    A: The letter W
  • Where can you locate an eye?
    A: between H and J
  • Can you spell jealousy with just two letters?
    A: NV (Envy- indicate the positions of those letters in the word)
  • How do you spell opponent with three letters?
    A: NME (Enemy)
  • Which cheese is made backwards?
    A: Edam
  • Which instrument do we all have inside our body? (A: organs)
  • Which vegetable should you eat to become a good musician? (A: beets)
  • What fruit grows on the power line? (A: currants)
  • Which fruit is the favorite of the history professor? (A: dates)
  • Which is the most educated animal? (A: fish, because they travel in schools)
  • Which two words, when put together, has the most letters? (A: post office)
  • What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? (A: an automobile)