- What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? – Teapot.
- How do you spell cold with two words? – IC (Icy).
- What is the color of the wind? – Blew.
- What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water? – The C.
- What is heavy forward but not backward? – Ton.
- How can you spell too much with two letters? – XS (excess).
- Spell mousetrap with three letters. – C-A-T.
- What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? – One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
- What do you call someone who makes a spelling error AFTER editing their comment? – An Ediot!
- Can you spell composition with two letters? – SA (Essay).
- I’ve always found spelling bees easy. – B E E S. Simple.
- Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? – For it was already spelt.
- What’s the difference between Harry Potter and a spelling bee contestant? – One conjures spells and the other spells conjure.
- What did the boy say to his friend who lost the spelling bee when he couldn’t spell “Armageddon”? – “Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world!”
From https://confidencemeetsparenting.com/funny-spelling-jokes/
- What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
- How many letters are in the alphabet? 11 (“the alphabet”).
- Which word becomes shorter when you add letters? Short.
- What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years? The letter M.
- How do you make seven even? Remove the S.
- What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
- What is at the end of the world? The letter D.
- Which is the longest word in English? Smiles (there’s a mile between the first and last letters).
From https://confessionsofparenting.com/spelling-jokes/
- How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
Answer: Remove the B. - What is at the end of the rainbow?
A: The letter W - Where can you locate an eye?
A: between H and J - Can you spell jealousy with just two letters?
A: NV (Envy- indicate the positions of those letters in the word) - How do you spell opponent with three letters?
A: NME (Enemy) - Which cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam - Which instrument do we all have inside our body? (A: organs)
- Which vegetable should you eat to become a good musician? (A: beets)
- What fruit grows on the power line? (A: currants)
- Which fruit is the favorite of the history professor? (A: dates)
- Which is the most educated animal? (A: fish, because they travel in schools)
- Which two words, when put together, has the most letters? (A: post office)
- What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? (A: an automobile)